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Cute New Year Messages that makes you smile


May each day of the coming year
be vibrant and new
bringing along
many reasons for celebrations.

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a
Very Happy New Year.


New Year Fun SMS: Happy New Year 2008

New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
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People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. Happy New Year!!
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
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Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday. Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

New Year Resolutions!! Happy New Year 2008

Everywhere people keep resolutions, but my resolutions are not 1024*768 or 800*600, but still more than that and is as follows:

Spend more time watching TV / movies.

Chat more over phone / Internet.

Read less.

I want to gain weight. Put on at least 15 Kgs more.

Stop exercising. Waste of time.

Procrastinate more. Being lazy allows brain to take more rest!

Drink more coffee,tea and some more coffee!

Start being superstitious.

Spend more less time at work.

Start bringing lunch from home: But I should eat outside.

Take up a new habit: Catching Sponsors to take me to new movies every weekends!

Moreover always my bank account gets credited ALL the days throughout the year!

Sleep at least 12 hrs/day.

Advice whoever comes and listens!

Get confused and make also others to get confused.

Totally a year without risk,fear,sorrow but full of happiness,health and good luck.


Wish you ALL a HAPPY YEAR NEW 2008 ......